Gergolia

Overview
The Gergolian Empire is the greatest empire to have ever existed, holding ownership over all of Nir.

The Empire spans across the globe, and currently holds a colony on the moon.

The Empire is powered by an inter-dimensional economy, trading kidnapped Russian and Hasterian women to 21st-century Nigerian slavers in exchange for cash crops.

The Gergolian Navy is the largest and most powerful in the world, consisting of 3 rafts, a rubber ducky, and a box of grenades.

The average Gergolian has a dick size of 11.8 inches, approximately 11.6 inches larger than the average Nir citizen (outside of Gergolia).

History
The Gergolian Empire was formed during the conception of the Universe, when God, Allah, Vishnu, Ra, Buddha, and George Bush designated the Gergolian people as the rightful fathers and foregoers of human kind.

The Empire saw fruition during the Khrel dynasty, when the beings known as "Adolf Hitler" and "Genghis Khan" warped into our dimension in 1568 and blessed the Khrels with the spirit of the genocide.

In 1848, the Gergolian military struck a decisive victory against the Hasterian Shitlords, thanks to capturing and anally raping the Hasterian princes. After losing their virginity and possibly contracting AIDs, the princes promptly surrendered to the superior race.

In 1914, Wilhelm Khrel sent an expedition to Satem to investigate the ruins of a an ancient civilization. Upon tinkering, the expedition accidentally activated the Mass Autism Spectrum, opening a tear through space-time and links across the multiverse. During he activation, a spooked soldier accidentally fired into the portal, resulting in the bullet to teleport towards what appeared to be a convoy escorting a couple of Germanic origin.

With the power of the Mass Autism Spectrum, Wilhelm Khrel launched a full-scale invasion of the multiverse with 24.6 million troops, thus rewriting all time in the shadow of Gergolian takeover.

Geography
Gergolian land is more fertile and curvier than any woman you'll get.